Ulbert The Unborn Misogynistic Idiot

Anti-choicers,  why  are  you  spouting  bullshit  on  the  internet?  Don't  you  have  jobs?

Why?  Why?  Why?

Why  is  there  this  bullshit  on  the  internet  about  some  stupid  fetus  that  apparently  can  talk  or  whatever  the  hell?  Why  do  you  anti-choicers  sit  around  making  comics  about  unborn  fetuses?  The  entire  comic  is  about  some  unborn  fetus  who  can  do  crazy  shit.  The  site  is  here.

I'm  prepared  to  debunk  bullshit.

Having  an  abortion  mainly  has  to  do  with  parenthood,  like  planning  when  you  have  kids.  If  you're  not  ready  to  be  a  parent,  you  may  choose  to  get  an  abortion.  That  is  one  of  many  ways  people  plan  when  they  become  parents,  you  ignorant  fetus  monster  of  hate.

Let's  look  at  a  few  more  comics.

Haha,  you  funny  little  bitch. 

Because  misogyny  is  hilarious!

That  shows  the  little  bitch  can  control  women,  which  means  he'll  probably  grow  up  to  be  a  rapist  or  an  abuser.  You  know  what  this  means,  feminists  of  any  gender.

My  response:

My  Response:

Grow  a  brain,  you  little  bitch!  I  am  not  dependent  on  my  parents  for  everything  because  I  can  easily get  a  job  of  my  own,  supporting  myself  while  dependent  on  people  who  aren't  my  parents.  What  is  that  job?  Prostitution,  yes,  I  can  support  myself  by  becoming  a  whore.  Sure  most  whores  are  18  or  over,  but  let's  think  seriously,  though  I  don't  release  my  age  on  my  blog,  there  are  people  who  would  gladly  pay  me  to  sleep  with  them.  Hell,  I  could  probably  get  a  sugar  Mama  or  Daddy  so  long  as  I  give  them  what  they  want.  I  would  be  dependent  on  my  Sugar  Mama  or  Daddy  to  provide  for  me.  If  I  got  a  regular  job  I  would  be  dependent  on  my  customers  to  buy  from  me.  If  I  started  my  own  business,  I  may  rely  on  the  bank  for  some  help.  Therefore,  we  are  always  dependent  on  someone!  If  everyone  were  to  stop  buying  whores  and  porn  I'd  be  doomed  (like  that'll  ever  happen).  Anti-choicers,  why  don't  you  use  logic?  So  if  I  were  in  college  (I'm  not)  and  a  whore  (I'm  not),  I'd  need  my  John.

Merry  misogynistic  Christmas!

Apparently  Umbert  has  friends.  (so  the  unborn  have  lives!)

Of  course  the  only  girl  wears  pink  and  is  insanely  girly.  The  guy  who  makes  these  just  couldn't  resist  gender  policing.  Don't  even  get  me  started  on  the  bow  and  laptop  in  the  womb  or  we'll  be  here  all  day.

Y  U  NO  Asian?  On  the  Asian  note,  you  could  become  a  doctor  or  a  lawyer!  And  a  white  umbilical  cord?

There's  a  lot  more  shit  on  that  site,  a  lot  more  scientific  fails,  and  enough  misogyny  to  kill  every  woman  and  male  feminist  everywhere.

So  is  this  anti-choice  bullshit?

*Sigh*

Welcome To The Dark Side Part 4

I'm  back!  Did  you  miss  me?

Yeah,  I'm  sure  you  did.

What  are  we  looking  at  today  on  the  lie  filled  site  Teens  For  Life?  We're  doing  Hot  Topics:  Fetal  Development.  I  am  prepared  for  guilt  trips  from  misogynists.

Life is truly wonderful! In fact, the development of human life in the womb is just amazing. Did you know that everything about you — including how tall you would be, the color of your eyes, and the color of your skin– was all determined at the time of fertilization? Month-by-month you grew in the safety and comfort of your mother’s womb until the big day of your birth finally arrived!

That  is  your  opinion,  fetal  development  is  science,  not  pure  amazingness.  Some  people  don't  view  life  as  this  great,  amazing  thing  (though  many  enjoy  life).  They  believe  life  happens,  so  yeah,  it  happens.  Stop  using  adjectives  you  don't  need  to  guilt  shame  people  with  uterus'.  It  was  also  your  sexuality  that  was  determined  in  the  womb  if  you  go  along  their  lines  of  reason.  But  even  that  has  problems,  back  when  it  was  easier  to  catch  polio  many  people  had  growth  stunts.  Does  that  mean  the  person  was  destined  to  get  polio  in  the  womb?  So  the  girl  who  could  have  been  taller  but  failed  due to  polio  was  destined  to  get polio  from  the  time  she  was  a  zygote?  Isn't  that  like  some  cruel  puppeteer  god  who  decides  whether  they  hate  someone  or  not.
My  mom  didn't  have  TV,  internet,  books,  or  electric  blankets  in  the  womb,  it  was  not  safe  and  comfortable,  but  cold  and  boring.  You're  also  using  adjectives  again,  emotional  blackmail.


Too many people today ignore the facts about human development, claiming that it’s too “political” or “controversial”. More to the point, the unfolding story of life in the womb tends to make these same people uneasy because it places a miraculous – and human – face on the lives of the unborn.


What  a  guilt  trip!  Also,  many  feminists  and  pro-choicers   study  fetal  development  because  it's  something  many  people  learn.  Fetal  development  in  itself  isn't  misogynistic,  but  the  way  these  people  use  it,  it  is.  And  fetal  development  is  far  from  "miraculous".


So just how did you develop in the womb? What were your first nine months like. Join us as we journey into the awesome world of life in the womb month-by-month.


First  up,  grammatical  error,  you  need  a  question  mark  after  "like".  Second,  both  me  and  my  sister  came  a  month  early,  so  we  never  had  nine  months.  Does  that  make  us  not  human  by  your  logic  because  we  were  off  by  a  month?  And  you  make  it  sound  like  a  frigging  TV  show,  a  boring  one  at  that.  I  am  prepared  for  guilt  tripping  stupidity.  Now  let's  hurry  up  and  watch  the  show,  since  I  didn't  record  it!

I  swear,  that  GIF  is  less  creepy  than  this  website.

Month 1: This is the stage of fertilization and implantation. After a woman ovulates, the egg is normally fertilized within 24-48 hours. The single fertilized cell begins to rapidly divide and at this point in time is called a zygote. Many amazing things happen at fertilization. Your physical attributes are determined including gender, hair color, and eye color. Between days 7-10 from fertilization implantation usually occurs. Implantation should occur within the uterus if it does not this is considered an ectopic pregnancy. The amniotic sac, umbilical cord and yolk sac are already beginning to form. By the end of this month a baby is approximately 2mm long and beginning early stages of development.


Gah,  a  zygote  isn't  a  baby!  A  zygote  doesn't  deserve  the  same  rights  as  two  month  old  baby!  A  fetus  isn't  a  baby,  either!  A  baby  is  a  baby;  a  zygote  is  a  zygote;  a  fetus  is  a  fetus!  Also  with  the  physical  stuff,  what  about  the  girl  with  polio?  Was  her  polio  determined  them  even  though  that  is  impossible?  But  than  again,  this  site  has  no  logic.


Month 2: The baby’s heart, neural tube, arms and legs, liver and other major organs begin to form. The baby’s heart will be beating and visible via ultrasound. The placenta also begins to form as well as the eyes, ears, mouth, and bones. In this month, the baby’s fingers and toes will become present, however, they may still be webbed. Her brain and cranial nerves will also begin to form this month. Baby’s sex organs begin to become visible. Babies at this stage are approximately 1/2 inch – 3/4 inch long and weigh about 1-2 grams by the end of this month.


A  fetus  is  not  a  fucking  baby! 

*Scans  The  Rest  Of  The  Site's  Page*
Rather  than  waste  my  time  commenting  the  same  thing  over  and  over,  I  will  sum  it  up  with  logic:

They  say:  A  fetus  is  a  baby!

Logical  Katherine  says:  Fetus  =/=  Baby;  Zygote  =/=  Baby

They  use  guilt  and  YouTube  videos.

I  use  logic  and  GIFS.

And  that's  basically  the  entire  fucking  page.  What  are  we  doing  next?  We're  doing  Hot  Topics:  Peer  Pressure.

Welcome To The Dark Side Part 3

We  are  continuing  our  adventure  through  the  Land  of  Lies  Teens  For  Life  website.  What  will  be  discussing  today?  Hot  Topics:  Euthanasia

I  will  say  this  right  now:

What  in  the  flying  fuck  does  abortion  have  to  do  with  euthanasia?

I  need  an  answer,  people.

Euthanasia is the intentional killing by act or omission of a dependent human being for his or her alleged benefit, and over the years it has been one of the favorite tools of those who think society is better off when we take active steps to kill the poor, the disabled, the elderly, or the “unwanted”. Today the debate over euthanasia most commonly revolves around the issue of physician-assisted suicide. 

Well,  I'm  pro-choice  but  I  find  euthanasia  to  be  wrong.  Are  you  saying  abortion  is  euthanasia?  I  so  confusedz.

Euthanasia may be thought of in several different forms:
Voluntary euthanasia: This is what happens when the person who is killed has requested to be killed. Often these requests are made under severe depression or emotional distress – situations that could easily change with proper care and treatment.

And  abortion  has  to  do  with  this  how?

Involuntary euthanasia: This occurs when a the person who is killed made an expressed wish to the contrary. There are many in the world today who argue that the government could save money by actively euthanizing the elderly, claiming that the “usefulness” of these persons does not justify their medical expenses. 

Again,  abortion?  And  yes,  I  do  find  this  wrong.

Assisted suicide: Someone provides an individual with the information, guidance, and means to take his or her own life with the intention that they will be used for this purpose. When it is a doctor who helps another person to kill themselves it is called “physician assisted suicide.”

I  won't  even   mention  the  "a"  word  again.  What  are  they  trying  point  out  in  this?  That  someone  suffering  from  a  deadly  disease  who  asks  their  doctor  to  help  them  kill  themselves  is  ALWAYS,  ALWAYS  bad?

Euthanasia By Direct Action: Think of this as intentionally causing a person’s death by performing an action such as by giving a lethal injection. 

I'm  thinking  of  The  Giver  and  North  Korea.

Euthanasia By Omission: This is intentionally causing death by not providing necessary and ordinary (usual and customary) care or food and water. 

So  if  a  parent  neglects  a  child  of  food  and  care  they're  euthanizing  the  kid?

Euthanasia opens dangerous doors because it is man playing God. Consider the story of the German family who requested to Adolf Hitler that their disabled son be “put to sleep”. This killing became the the catalyst for the Nazi euthanasia program, providing the rationale for a secret Nazi decree that led to “mercy killings” of at least 275,000 mentally and physically handicapped people. The first child died because hi sfamily wanted their son dead, but most of the other children who were subsequently euthanized were forcibly taken from their parents to be killed. 

 

Men  (and  women)  play  God  all  the  time,  so  there  are  lots  of  dangerous  doors  you  aren't  writing  about  here.  And  why  bring  up  the  Nazis  who  both  forced  abortion  on  pregnant  women  working  as  sex  slaves  in  concentration  camps  but  also  had  legal  abortion  (although  women  were  shamed  for  having  one)?  There  are  lots  of  forms  of  euthanasia  on  Earth  and  you  choose  the  Nazis.  *Sigh*   I'll  just  continue  researching  North  Korea.

And  what  did  I  learn  from  this?

Absolutely  nothing  at  all.

Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick New Review

Yes people, I Katherine The Liberal Blogger Person, am going to read the misogynistic trash that is the Hush, Hush series, including the fourth book and graphic novel. And don't tell me to be nice Becca Fitzpatrick, you're wasting your breath.

My first review of this book did not give my true message across, so I am going to review this book again.

I will start this book by telling you all about our main character, Nora. Nora is a frigging bitch who thinks she can do whatever the hell she wants or else she will stick herself up your ass. Nobody wants her in their ass (Warning: If You Want To Keep That Precious Ass Of Yours Clean, Keep Away From Nora). She will stop at nothing to get she wants, even if it puts her in danger of an abusive relationship. It is one thing to stop people from running all over you, it's another to be a stuck up bitch. Nora is that bitch. Not the cute girl-puppy bitch or the epic magazine Bitch, she is just a frigging bitch who doesn't give a damn about anyone. All she wants to do is stick Patch's dick inside her vagina. Nora is not afraid to go out of her way to get exactly what she wants, which is shirtless "angel" rapist. This is Nora: 

Yet at the same time, Nora is afraid of Patch. Nora, in a weird relationship way, I'm telling you this: 

 But people in abusive relationships often cling to their abusers, wanting to stay with them. Patch fills some void in her thoughtless, air-filled mind. Patch may be a bastard to her, but oh how she clings to Patch.
Patch stalks Nora, almost rapes her (he wants to), sexually harasses her, and violates her as a human being. He's supposed to be an angel, but instead he is a bastard.
And Nora stalks Patch, wanting him. When that bitch wants Patch, she gets Patch! At times even Patch is afraid of her. Together they are the image of the teenage wet dream. Nora and Patch, as your relationship counselor, I have to tell you this: 

You know what? This entire book was a frigging wet dream! I am one of the biggest asexuals around, rivaling Sheldon Cooper himself. You bitches think I want to read about an angsty angsty angst a la angst book about a teenager's wet dream?
Fuck no!

The entire frigging book is about Patch being a creeper, Nora being a creeper, fearful Nora being fearful of Patch. THERE IS NO FRIGGING PLOT THAT ISN'T ABOUT SEX! How does this make me feel? 

 

If I wanted sex I'd go on the internet and look at porn for fuck's sake! But do I look at porn? No. Why? If you didn't get the memo: I am an asexual who doesn't want sex! (Note: There are asexuals who have sen and look at porn, and I am fine with them doing so.) I can porn for free and have countless amounts of it! Why even bother with this shit? I had to read over 300 pages of this hormonal shit! I could have surfed the web the entire time!

We have other characters that don't need to exist. They were all flat, boring as hell, and unmemorable. The villains had no meaning to be villains. The villains in Disney movies literally have more motivation than the ones in this book! Literally, almost zero Disney villains have any true meaning to be villains except. . .? *Counts Fingers* 

The evil guy I forgot the name of from The Princess and the Frog. 

Lots O' Hugging Bear from Toy Story 3. (Do Pixar movies even count?)

And my brain can't think of anything else. I thought of two villains, two! Disney is famous for crazy villains, and these are the only "real" evil ones. The others are just villains to be villains.

Vee, Nora's BFF is a useless character, meant to be shamed whenever possible.
Nora's parents (her dad dead) are both useless.
The villains are useless.
Nora is useless.
Patch is useless.
THE ENTIRE FRIGGING BOOK IS USELESS! They killed trees for this piece of shit! I mourn for you poor trees!

So what's the golden scenes of women-hatred in this book?

-The biology teacher supporting Patch when he sexually harasses Nora.
-Slut shaming (but not to oh righteous Nora)
-Glorifying rapists

But I have saved my fellow feminist friends from the rest of this book and will also help save them from the rest of the series. This book is one star only.

Now go surf the internet for nude people (or some other productive activity) instead of reading this!

Now Becca Fitzpatrick, if you are reading this and pissed that was not nice to your book, I say this:

I'm Going To Break Some Shit

Anti-choicers  make  the  stupidest  stuff.  I  must  make  more  picture  commentaries!

I'm  doing  this  from  the  friggin  "Virtuous"  Planet  website,  and  I've  already  commented  on  a  few  of  the  designs,  which  are  really  stupid.

Let's  begin.

What  if  you  knew  you  couldn't  be  a  good  parent?  We  know  the  adoption  system  is  fucked.  What's  the  use  of  bringing  a  kid  into  the  world  who  you  can't  care  for  or  be  able  to  truly  love?  Do  you  really  think  that  kid  would  want  to  be  in  the  world?  Oh  right,  you're  ignorant.  What  a  great  excuse!

 That  doesn't  look  like  a  fetus.  The  word  is  "fetus"  or  "fetuses",  not  "baby"  or  "babies".  You  people  can't  do  anything  right.

A  woman  coerced  into  carrying  her  pregnancy  full  term,  is  a  woman's  life  ruined.

And  when  do  women  get  their  rights?  Never.

You're  right,  women  deserve  illegal  abortions  they  will  most  likely  die  from  or  at  least  be  mutilated  for  the  rest  of  her  life!

Translation:  I  would  gladly  set  fire  to  an  abortion  clinic  to  save  "babies"  (this  really  happened  a  short  time  ago  in  Florida).

Translation:  We  are  anti-religious  tolerance.  You  gotta  kiss  the  ass  of  God  the  Father!

Does  God  hate  all the  fertilized  eggs  that  die  due  to  evil  menstruating  women?  Their  wonderful  human  life  sure  didn't  last  long.

Welcome  to  the  Republic  of  Gilead.  You  will  now  be  serving  your  country  as  a  handmaid.

I'm  proud  to  harass  women  outside  of  abortion  clinics.

Tell  that  to  the  woman  who  was  forced  to  carry  her  pregnancy  full  term,  developed  depression,  and  coped  with  her  problems  by  using  alcohol  and  crystal  meth.

That's  not  a  friggin  fetus!  Infanticide  and  abortion  are  two  totally  different  things!

Miscarriagenoun
1:  Murder  in  the  womb.

Anti-Choice:
misogynists

1:  We  don't  care  about  women.

Translation:  Make  all  abortions  illegal  abortions.

"Samaria shall bear her guilt, because she has rebelled against her God; they shall fall by the sword, their little ones shall be dashed in pieces, and their pregnant women ripped open."

(Hosea  13:16)

Gender  policing  at  its  finest.

We  shot  Tiller  with  a  passion.

You've  even  got  bullshit  about  abstinence?  What's  with  you  people?

That's  your  frigging  argument?  Here's  a  picture  of  a  fetus:

Is  that  thing  cute?

Bullying  is  a  real  problem  in  America,  it  has  caused  suicides! This  is  just  fucking  propaganda!  This  is  misogynistic  and  offensive  to  anyone  who  has  actually  been  bullied!  Fuck  you!

 

You  are  ignorant  if  you  don't  believe  in  abortions,  they  happen  every  friggin  day.  It  doesn't  matter  if  you  believe  a  deity  gave  you  the  gift  of  life,  abortions  will  ALWAYS  happen!

More  like  extremely  unhealthy  sexual  repression  (it's  one  thing  to  choose  to  wait,  it's  another  for  your  religious  teachers  to  pressure  you  into  it).

No  comment.

Your  dad  carried   you  to  full  term?  I  never  knew  Thomas  Beatie's  kid  designed  a  t-shirt.

The  facts  speak  for  themselves:  A  lot  of  married  women  get  abortions.

This  site  also  has  fucking  great  t-shirts  about  evil  gays,  Republicans,  and  how  us  liberals  have  problems.  I'll  be  doing  those  soon,  too.