My first review of this book did not give my true message across, so I am going to review this book again.
I will start this book by telling you all about our main character, Nora. Nora is a frigging bitch who thinks she can do whatever the hell she wants or else she will stick herself up your ass. Nobody wants her in their ass (Warning: If You Want To Keep That Precious Ass Of Yours Clean, Keep Away From Nora). She will stop at nothing to get she wants, even if it puts her in danger of an abusive relationship. It is one thing to stop people from running all over you, it's another to be a stuck up bitch. Nora is that bitch. Not the cute girl-puppy bitch or the epic magazine Bitch, she is just a frigging bitch who doesn't give a damn about anyone. All she wants to do is stick Patch's dick inside her vagina. Nora is not afraid to go out of her way to get exactly what she wants, which is shirtless "angel" rapist. This is Nora:
Patch stalks Nora, almost rapes her (he wants to), sexually harasses her, and violates her as a human being. He's supposed to be an angel, but instead he is a bastard.
And Nora stalks Patch, wanting him. When that bitch wants Patch, she gets Patch! At times even Patch is afraid of her. Together they are the image of the teenage wet dream. Nora and Patch, as your relationship counselor, I have to tell you this:
The entire frigging book is about Patch being a creeper, Nora being a creeper, fearful Nora being fearful of Patch. THERE IS NO FRIGGING PLOT THAT ISN'T ABOUT SEX! How does this make me feel?
Vee, Nora's BFF is a useless character, meant to be shamed whenever possible.
Nora's parents (her dad dead) are both useless.
The villains are useless.
Nora is useless.
Patch is useless.
THE ENTIRE FRIGGING BOOK IS USELESS! They killed trees for this piece of shit! I mourn for you poor trees!
-Slut shaming (but not to oh righteous Nora)
But I have saved my fellow feminist friends from the rest of this book and will also help save them from the rest of the series. This book is one star only.
Now go surf the internet for nude people (or some other productive activity) instead of reading this!
Now Becca Fitzpatrick, if you are reading this and pissed that was not nice to your book, I say this: