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Thursday, January 19, 2012
I Guess I Should Be Liking Andrew Ridgely Now. . .
But he's Andrew Ridgely! Who ever liked that guy when there was George Michael? Who?
Anyway I'm a huge George Micheal/Wham! fan (since most, not all, of today's music is so bad I have to listen to 80's music to hear something good) and I'm addicted to the song "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go". (Need proof? I hum it during gym class.)
Yes people who are just looking at the video still of the people in really short shorts, the music video is that bad. Today was actually the first time I even tried watching the music video. I noticed this:
Yes everyone, I noticed Andrew Ridgeley.
Next, I noticed Andrew Ridgeley's t-shirt.
And I was like:
"ZOMG, Wham! is anti-choice? D:"
But it turned out that had nothing to do with abortion, but suicide and drugs! I didn't see that coming!
So whenever you hear an anti-choicer say "Choose Life", ask them about 80's music and being anti-drugs and anti-suicide. I bet they'll have no fucking idea what you're talking about!
I can just imagine it:
Anti-Choicer: Babiez! Chooze life!
Me: Choose life? Awesome! So what did you think of the music video? I thought it was crap. "The Edge of Heaven" music video is way better. "Club Tropicana" is pretty good, too.
Me: Did you like "Freedom"? Or "I'm Your Man"?
Anti-Choicer: Well, uh, I don't know what you're saying.
Me: But you said "Choose Life", right?
Anti-Choicer: Uh, yeah. . .
Me: You saw the "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" music video, right?
Anti-Choicer: "Really, I have no idea what you're talking about.
And I will face palm myself, hum this song, and for one second like Andrew Ridgeley (wait, that sounds impossible).
So here's what it boils down to:
-Choosing life for helping people with drug addictions and being suicidal is good, but barring a person the right to control their bodies is bad.